salting the dog

When you cum in a girl’s mouth and the she spits it back onto your dick.

When she started salting the dog, I knew she was the one.

by SaltyDog420 November 2, 2017

Clevland Chili Dog

A Cleveland Chili Dog is when you Intentionally deficate then whipe your groin in it to comense titty fucking.

It's ok we will just clevland chili dog it.

by KINGrude November 5, 2017

hot dog polisher

someone who loves sucking hot dogs as in penisis.

Jose wanting off work early and ask the boss. Joke ly I said go polish his hot dog and may be you will get off work early

Jose is the biggest hot dog polisher we have.

by Plotchman November 10, 2017

Shoot The Dog

The act of losing your shit that does not actually involve shooting dogs

Taryn: Lyndsey said your pee pee is small in Spanish
Willie: SHOOT THE DOG

by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017

dog friendly apartment

Smells like shit because the owner locks it in the apartment all the time while the dog barks day and night.

dog friendly apartment: knock on door. " Hi I'm your neighbor it is 2:00 am can you please silence your barking dog" while thinking Christ I'm going to upchuck from the stench.

by buckeyeoh November 15, 2017

dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017

bought the dog

Doing a girl doggie style and she is totally into it.

Oh my god I was totally balls deep in this chick last night and she bought the dog!

by Mjbox December 9, 2017