Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss)

When someone’s cat is so unbelievably fat, it not only breaks the bounds of what “Fat Cat” is in its entirety, while also attracting the attention of nearby pedestrians, who, mind you, are viewing it straight through the panties. Known to be very vivid, defined, wet, and even dripping in some of the most exquisite recorded individuals.

“Yo bro… I can’t believe it… I saw a case of Fat Cat Itis (fat-cat-eyetiss) for the FIRST time today! It was so damn invigorating, got me hard as a roc!”

by Professorial_Goose_2001 July 4, 2025

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bet. Eyebrow!

when you place a bet saying "bet" a person will respond with "eyebrow" this means that if you loose such bet you have to cut off your eyebrow.

Dude Tom is hella gonna fines you
Bet. Eyebrow!

by Pseudonymcchs August 26, 2017

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Hey, you hit my eyeball off!

Something that Jeffy from SML said in the video “Jeffy Gets Fixed!” when Marvin started hitting him for pouring the Cheerios onto him.

Jeffy: Hey, Daddy, can you help me pour some milk?
Marvin: Jeffy!!!
Jeffy: What?
Marvin: Why you wasted all the Cheerios for?!
Jeffy: Well you told me to figure it out and this is the best I could come up with!
Marvin: No, Jeffy, you go pour those Cheerios out 'cause you're wasting them!
Jeffy: Okay!
Marvin: W- No- N- Not here!- Jeffy!! *starts hitting him*
Hey, you hit my eyeball off!!! *Rose’s voice actor starts laughing in the background*
Marvin laughing a little: Go clean yourself up…

by wubbableseiebe November 26, 2023

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There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

To find meaning and beauty in the manmade or natural environment which is generally not regarded as beautiful or worthy of deep contemplation; to appreciate the beauty of mundane things and moments in life.

*Evian brand water bottle with light reflecting through it
– "There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see."

by Florean September 1, 2024

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