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Alien off

Insult your friends without them even knowing!
by Damian1_3 May 28, 2018
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Teeing-Off

When one person hits the shaft of their partner’s penis with some sort of striking object like in golf.
I heard Terry was teeing-off with Shane the other day — it was a whole lot of mess afterwards.
by Michael “Mike” Ocklong January 27, 2023
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Steam off the loaf

A fart that passes around a turd on the way out, producing a more pungent or often deadly odor.
"OH god babe, that fart came with some steam off the loaf!"
by Stanky_Scotty June 15, 2025
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold in a brown monstrosity that requires birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric pain will persistently emit strong, thick gas, whilst trapped in its humid meat purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a well documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themself.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining Thanks Giving again, Grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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Fuck off

There are many ways to fuck off, but commonly it means to leave some distance between you and the person who wants you to fuck off. A person who fucks off is often mistaken for a salesman.
"Happy to see you again, Mark. We must do this again!"
Guy named Mark - "Oh fuck off will you!!"
by swag wag December 25, 2017
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picked off third

When you've made it to third base with a girl, but you get shut down before either one of you reaches orgasm.
Dude #1: You finally seal the deal with her last night?

Dude #2: Nah, man, I got picked off third.
by Morty Apples July 26, 2014
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Off’s self

An easy way to express a suicided in a script.
Jeff: you’re ugly

Dave: (off’s self)
Jeff: oh
by Avidsquirrel359 December 20, 2020
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