Shit-kicking

The act of wandering about a city or urban environment, and just kinda chilling out or screwing around. Best done with a friend but can also be achieved solo if your into that.

Me and Jack are going shit-kicking after class, you in?

by Shit-kicker January 6, 2012

shit bag

A shit talker, douche bag, rat fuck soldier in the Army National Guard. Who thinks he is the most high speed troop in the whole theater of operation. Just because he plays call of duty 4 and reads every military storybook amazon has available. Some one who fakes in order to get a purple heart, CAB ( combat action badge ), Bronze star or army comendation medal.

Did gunner realy earn that CAB? No bro he cut holes in his canopy cover, he was never shot at what a shit bag!

Hey did Dever realy earn that purple heart? No Bro he just snivled about a scratch he got gettin out of the truck, what a shit bag!

by The Prospect May 3, 2008

shit dick

the act of deficating a large mass of fieces into a toilet thus the backsplash of sed poop gets on the deficators penis, resulting in having a lot of fecal matter on his penis.

man, I ate so much mexican food last night that i took a big shit and got such bad shit dick.

by shitdick!!!1 June 6, 2011

Shit loaf

A Shit loaf is when you have fallen down because you are so drunk you accidently shit yourself. Hours later when you wake up in a pool of you own vomit (well you hope its your own vomit) you find that a shit loaf has developed in your pants.

A Shit loaf is basically just a slab of shit stuck to the back of your leg.

Andy: "Yo Neil you smell hella fine"
Neil: "Yeah I a major shit loaf going on"

by Andrew Hardman August 30, 2006

dog shit

1)The actual matter that is exited through a dogs asshole.

2)Any smokeless tobacco product labeled Cougar, which is made by Conwood.

Whoa! Tommy thought that was a Zero bar, but it was actually a piece of white dog shit!

Don't dip that dog shit, get you some Copenhagen.

by mr. finesse September 13, 2006

slime shit

When you have diarrhea and have green shit that looks like slime

I just took a slime shit in the toilet

by Dubiks December 27, 2018

Queen Shit

When you do a shit/poo/Number Two/turd/crap that doesn't require any wiping. How you would imagine the Queen to shit. The best kind of shit. (Still requires initial test wipe)

Man I'm so stoked! I thought that was going to end badly, but end up with a Queen Shit! Was out of there in no time!

by Nitsuje January 30, 2015