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the woods are burning

An exclamation of alarm, horror, or befuddlement. Typically reserved for English classes and bookstores.
"Arthur Miller's dead? The woods are burning!"

or

"That was a picture of a man nipple? THE WOODS ARE BURNING!"
the woods are burning by alexthepagan September 30, 2008

Swear Word Derangement Syndrome 

A mental disease where a person can't say any kind of not-so family friendly swear words. It was discovered in the Coloradan city of Denver in October 1940, had no full name and the full term was coined in 1958. This mental disease is also found on families where has their children born with horrific mental health conditions.
The creator of this definition on UD himself has Swear Word Derangement Syndrome. He also can't say swear words on his own films.

down the word hole 

An expression describing an irresistibly compelling addiction to creating and submitting words and phrases to Urban Dictionary.
Sometimes I am so deeply down the word hole so late into the night that I can barely keep my eyes open anymore.

But eventually the word will

But eventually the word will, will word will

Woodstock 

one of the biggest friggin concerts ever. over a million hippies all in the same place. probably the biggest pot cloud ever. you could walk into the crowd sober, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers and come out red-eyed stoned, wearing a poncho, beads/peace sign necklace, bell bottoms, and sandals. and jimi hendrix played there, too.
"Woodstock's the name of a bird in the Peanuts comics, too"
Woodstock by Tommy F. September 22, 2005

Wordshaker

Someone who twists words. Coined by UK pop group The Saturdays.
Jason is such a wordshaker!
Wordshaker by fais54 October 2, 2009