Wizard of Oz

classic movie from the 1930s starring Judy Garland as Dorothy, rubber-legged Ray Bolger as the Scarecrow, radio star Jack Haley as the horny Tin Man and Bert Lahr as the flamboyant Lion. Loved by gays and by stoners.

Hey, where's that pot and my copy of "Dark Side of the Moon"? Maybe I could sync that up to Wizard of Oz and get high...

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

Wizarddick22

The SEXIEST and FUNNIEST member in jbn, rumor said hes packing 12 inches down there

I heard WIZARDDICK22 plowed kristina with that horser of his yesterday

by javikiaisSObig June 25, 2021

stanky wizard

a ghetto man who lives in the ghetto neighborhood in a shanty, and he also speaks that unrecognizable street language that sounds like magical spells. stanky wizards may also be dark dark and smell.

thats not namibian, that is stanky wizard talk!

by wizard_lover November 3, 2010

Dirty Wizard

A homeless man that lives near an Elementary School or a Middle School that knows bootleg card tricks.

Kid: Mommy, I want to go to that man over there playing with cards!

Mother: No Jimmy, you stay away from him, that's a Dirty Wizard.

by Swabby Jenkins June 30, 2011

Space wizard

A person who is over 30 and is still a virgin

“I finally turned 30 today now I can be named a space wizard”

by GodPleaseEndme November 28, 2019

Wizards

The Washington Wizards are a professional basketball team based in Washington, D.C. They play in the National Basketball Association (NBA). They play now at the Verizon Center aka "The Phone Booth"

Mike: what was the last team MJ played with?
Chris: dude, he played with the Wizards.

by celtics_fan March 5, 2009

wizard wheeze

1. Solving a problem by depending upon an awkward, strange, or funny situation.

2. The production, of such a situation, for an end.

The school, in an effort to teach the use of the abacus, has hit upon a wizard wheeze of banning the use of calculators.

by temp159753 June 24, 2009