@warmfartss

Basically the best account on Instagram and outsold @dash_cp

"girl, have you heard of @warmfartss"
"yeah I heard she post pictures of her daily toasts for a living"
"sis that's PERIODICAL"

by @warmfartss November 5, 2019

Nip-lip-warm-ups

An activity used to warm up ur arms, and mental ability before an event, in which, u take both arms and hand and point to the sky and scream "NIPLIP!", then procede to lick both index fingers and feel ur nips in as circular motion.

Jimmy Jones did his NIP-LIP-Warm-Ups before he ran the 5k run.

by Marc Bez July 25, 2007

bench warmer

The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.

"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".

by Storm Martin March 9, 2008

warmnlovable

warm & lovable

full of love

by warmnlovable September 21, 2003

Warm Susie

A Warm susie entails a tighly rolled up face cloth, warmed gently in a microwave. A rubber glove is inserted into the end of the rolled cloth forming a tight pocket. The glove is lubricated and the male genitalia is inserted to simulate intercourse

rolled susie, no example needed Warm susie

by jim noons October 30, 2008

Warming Up the Oven

The act of teasing your sex partner by kissing, licking, or touching tender spots when going down on them.

When im Warming Up The Oven I like to kiss the inside of kate's thighs.

by Mr.Impeccable February 17, 2012

eiffel tower warm-up

when two men prepare for the eiffel tower procdeure. The two men, naked walk towards eachother with hard ons, and give a high five and cross swords. After a quick joust they go and execute an eiffel tower

stephen: you ready to eiffel tower that ho?
max: ye man lets do an eiffel tower warm-up first ok ?
stephen: alright lets joust

by p0o b34r 2 June 17, 2009