Uni-vag

Big enough to hold every galussy.

Did you see Matt scream at that tiny bug the other day? What a Uni-vag.

by EZ54321 July 16, 2022

vag-oplasty

Having your vagina touched up...
Meant as an insult.

Hey Dude, How did your Vag-oplasty go? Douchebag.

by A.E.M.D. January 23, 2008

Vag pal

A close relationship between two heterosexual females or the female equivalent of a bromance

Cathy and Heather and really into each other. They are such vag pals.

by L2deuce August 7, 2012

Zoidberg Vag

Having the pubic hair above your vagina that resembles zoidberg from Futurama.

Gross man, that chick had a Zoidberg Vag!

by Earthquaker1987 March 19, 2011

vag snack

The act of eating the leftover toilet paper balls and lint out of a girls vagina.
Or also known as clitter berries.

I was hungry while I went down on my partner so I didn't mind the vag snack.

by SkankHunter68 November 5, 2020

Vag Scoop

The act of taking ones hand and quickly "scooping" anothers vag in anger, retaliation, or just for the hell of it. It is synonoumus with "sack tapping", (but for chicks).

"I vag scooped Brandi, and now she has the whole cheer squad trying to vag scoop me"

by illegally_sexy August 18, 2011

Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.

Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.

by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022