A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?
200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
Get the Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!mug. (noun)
Also Über Cocker
A portmanteau of “über” (German for super, ultra, or beyond) and “alter cocker” (Yiddish for old guy or old coot, literally “old defecator”). Refers to a legendary-grade elder, typically male, whose opinions are as unyielding as his sense of superiority is justified.
An Über Cocker isn’t just old—he’s mythologically seasoned. He predates social media, dot-coms, and sometimes the concept of patience itself. He also predates the ride-sharing app, which leads to generational confusion when he uses “über” in its original sense—leaving Millennials and Gen Z blinking in semantic disarray.
Etymology:
From über (German: over, above, supreme) + alter cocker (Yiddish: old man, curmudgeon).
First used to describe someone who makes Larry David seem like a TikTok intern.
Also Über Cocker
A portmanteau of “über” (German for super, ultra, or beyond) and “alter cocker” (Yiddish for old guy or old coot, literally “old defecator”). Refers to a legendary-grade elder, typically male, whose opinions are as unyielding as his sense of superiority is justified.
An Über Cocker isn’t just old—he’s mythologically seasoned. He predates social media, dot-coms, and sometimes the concept of patience itself. He also predates the ride-sharing app, which leads to generational confusion when he uses “über” in its original sense—leaving Millennials and Gen Z blinking in semantic disarray.
Etymology:
From über (German: over, above, supreme) + alter cocker (Yiddish: old man, curmudgeon).
First used to describe someone who makes Larry David seem like a TikTok intern.
– “My uncle Saul’s an Uber Cocker—he argues with the GPS and wins.”
– “Don’t tell an Uber Cocker how to make coffee; he’s been doing it since before espresso was ironic.”
– “Gen Z thinks he’s talking about ridesharing, but no—he’s an Uber Cocker from way back.”
– “My dad refuses to download the Uber app because he says he was über before Uber existed. Total Über Cocker.”
– “You can’t win an argument with an Über Cocker—he’s been rehearsing since the Nixon administration.”
– “When an Über Cocker says ‘back in my day,’ time itself sighs.”
– “Don’t tell an Uber Cocker how to make coffee; he’s been doing it since before espresso was ironic.”
– “Gen Z thinks he’s talking about ridesharing, but no—he’s an Uber Cocker from way back.”
– “My dad refuses to download the Uber app because he says he was über before Uber existed. Total Über Cocker.”
– “You can’t win an argument with an Über Cocker—he’s been rehearsing since the Nixon administration.”
– “When an Über Cocker says ‘back in my day,’ time itself sighs.”
by APedant October 18, 2025
Get the Uber Cockermug. by cowmas : ) December 25, 2021
Get the ubermug. Peewee's favorite thing to consume, well strippers and uber are his favorite, anyways the definition of Uber is Coke, Cocaine, Yayo, blow, snow, white, powder, dust, flake, cola, bump, line, etc.
Mr. Peewee once quoted "FYI my bday is tomorrow 🤷🏽 ♂️🤷🏽 ♂️ not saying I want gifts 🎁 but u guys know what I like 😂😂 " "UBER, and lapdances, oh and chinitas"
Mr. Wolfverine once quote "guuuuuuyyyyyysss........who would like to make my dream come true?!" " My dream has always been to do an Uber off someones butt"
Ms. Raynus once quoted " Alex ill let you do a line off my ass in you give me BUMP"
Ms Raynus also quoted " rogus I will never call the cops on you baby!.... againg"
Anyways Uber means coke.
Peewee loves uber and his birthdays is tomorrow sooooo you know shat to get him.
Mr. Wolfverine once quote "guuuuuuyyyyyysss........who would like to make my dream come true?!" " My dream has always been to do an Uber off someones butt"
Ms. Raynus once quoted " Alex ill let you do a line off my ass in you give me BUMP"
Ms Raynus also quoted " rogus I will never call the cops on you baby!.... againg"
Anyways Uber means coke.
Peewee loves uber and his birthdays is tomorrow sooooo you know shat to get him.
by Mr. Rogus December 14, 2018
Get the Ubermug. Hey Kevin, you don't need another drink, you can barely stand.
Kevin: "it's ok, I'm having my Uber round.
Friend: Party on then, Kevin
Kevin: "it's ok, I'm having my Uber round.
Friend: Party on then, Kevin
by Cupist January 16, 2018
Get the Uber roundmug. I've got to do some ubering today as the children need their 'chauffeur' to take them here, there and everywhere. I'll be ubering children all day.
by Crazy49 February 29, 2020
Get the Ubering Childrenmug. A word that describes the act of travelling in a Uber similar to the words walking, running, e.c.t. Made by Jake Gill.
by JakeGilly12 March 2, 2019
Get the Uberringmug.