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A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.
Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit
by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021
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Uberful

When your comedy set is full of Uber jokes
My favorite passengers are “Uberful”
by Yungmuzz October 26, 2022
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uber head swallowed

when an Uber driver is getting head and the ISU college girl swallows the head after a railroad bump...like in terre haute indiana
Dude Melissa was giving me head while i was in my Uber and i hit the RR crossing it was a case of Uber head swallowed
by AdomW November 1, 2017
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Uber shark

When you 'fair split' your friend and it makes it more expensive for them and cheaper for you.
Dude, I totally Uber Sharker Pat. Cost him nearly double what he would have spent by himself!
by joepour March 29, 2016
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Significant Uber

The person you bang because he or she, unlike you, has wheels.
"Can't make it over just now, but my Significant Uber gets off at 3, he can bring me before 4."
by Glansolo December 29, 2016
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Uber Dictionary

People, especially literal fish and gingers who have the attention span and memory of a gold fish, who forgot how to spell "Urban Dictionary." While usually caused by mistake, it's not surprising if you were wondering why you couldn't get to this website because of this, congratulations.
"Dude, what's that one website? Uber Dictionary?"

"Dude I've been googling Uber Dictionary for half an hour now I can't find it."
by Mr. MARIJUANA PEPSI October 17, 2019
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Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers
I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.
by Da Mistress December 7, 2020
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