Troll remorse

When a troll gets owned HARD by another troll, that the butthurt is too much to handle and the former troll goes around the internet looking to apologize to its victims

Troll: "I'm so sorry!!!!"

Victim: " troll remorse is clear, you got owned hard and everyone saw it"

Troll: " I can't live on this planet anymore"

Troll remorse by runoutofnames January 13, 2013

Troll Magnet 

A male who only attracts girls that look like a troll. The features of the troll include short and chunky. These girls also contain high pitched voices and like to follow the semi cute boy around like a puppy dog. In other words, beware of these troll girls.

Wow he is such a troll magnet!

Look at that troll magnet, I almost feel bad for him.

Troll Magnet by bamfgrl February 23, 2011

troll beaver 

Refering to a short woman's vagina

She flashed me her pale, naked, troll beaver, and I almost puked.

troll beaver by Joe July 3, 2003

troll biscuits 

n. Little processed "you-don't-really-know-what's-actually-in-there" breaded chicken bites, which are then deep fried and served to millions upon millions of trusting customers across the land, A.K.A. Chicken McNuggets.

(speaker voice) "KHHHHHH, welcome to McDiggles! Would you like to try our not so new but oh so delicious troll biscuits today?" ... "no, swamp sauce is extra Sir."

troll biscuits by Brett January 22, 2005

Troll Toll 

The "toll" an ugly bitch must pay to get a guy to fuck her, usually in the form of a handle of alcohol.

Kevin - Man this bitch is so ugly, she better pay a troll toll before ima fuck her!
Geraldo - That troll gave me a handle of tequila last week!

Troll Toll by CoCo-Money$$ December 16, 2008

troll the internet 

Searching the internet for the purpose of mating or nonreproductive sex.

Were you trolling the internet again? Your phone was going straight to voicemail.

troll the internet by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

troll patrol 

A signal of IRC troll removal as invented by shelleycakes of Undernet legend in which active trolls are expunged as well as trolls who may not be presently operating but whose troll-identity is historically verified.

is the troll patrol around?
uh oh shelleycakes is on troll patrol!

troll patrol by NonFish October 17, 2008