monster of the month

Usually reffering to the ''whore of the month''; the girls EVERYONE'S fucking.
James: Hey look, its Mary.
Jessica: She's the Monster of the Month. Fucked her twice.
by heatherrrrr. June 18, 2008
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Throbbing Monster

A drink comprised of root beer, cherries, and maraschino cherry juice.
Forget Shirley Temple, I want a Throbbing Monster and I want it now!
by Julie Pinball September 25, 2009
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Monster crap

When somone takes the most humongous shit in a public toilet and there is no paper on top so you know they didn't wipe
Fuck, somone took the biggest Monster crap in the school toilet.
by Cooncheese May 15, 2017
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club monster

an ugly woman who hangs around a military base enlisted club hoping to pick up drunk enlisted men, get knocked up, forcing marriage.
Judy has been trying to get the military free ride. She's such a club monster.
by welderguy June 24, 2009
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Butt Monster

An oversized 'butt plug'. See 'Butt Plug'
You, me, the Butt Monster. Saturday night. Be prepared
by MKULTRA July 07, 2013
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Monster Pounce

When one owns another in any way shape or form.
WOW! You guys just got Monster Pounced!
by SuitabIe December 07, 2010
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Monster Muff

shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick
Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!
by 2fast4u April 22, 2006
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