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skud book

Scottish slang for a magazine containing pornographic material. Can also be used as to describe a felling of being unwanted.
Example 1 "Hey gee`s a look at that skud book! Check the tits on that!"

Example 2 " Always me that gets given the shitty jobs at work. I get passed around each department like a used skud book!"
by TheTam Bain Bawbag April 9, 2009
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book mouth

Relating to a fellatious woman. A skank, whore, ho, prostitute, chickenhead, etc.
That book mouth tramp can suck a golfball through a garden hose.
by Mike October 9, 2004
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choda-book

A sex manual or porn magazine that depicts actual sex.
Playboy is NOT a choda-book
by Dane Brooke April 7, 2008
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book nut

A man who loves books so much he busts fat nuts into the pages as he reads.
by Fact man May 9, 2018
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oracle book

When a question cannot be answered by conventional logic, one can refer to the oracle book. You do this by posing the question to a book of your choice, flipping to a random page and reading the first sentence that catches your eye. The oracle's answers may be difficult to interpret at first, but they will come to make sense as more time is allowed to pass. The oracle book is never wrong.
Genny: What are panda noises and how do they sound like?
Allie: I can't answer that logically, let's consult the oracle book.
(DAVINCI CODE: Chapter 67)
Teabing's manservant Remy, on orders from his master was doing an impressive job maneuvering the vehicle across the moonlit fields behind Chateau Villette.
*Three Hours of Deliberation*
Allie: So we're in agreement? Sounds like a box of rainbows.
by OperationsIvy March 2, 2010
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booked and busy

"At this point, if you look up the definition of 'booked and busy' on urban dictionary, you're just going to see two words: Harry Styles." - Sussan Mourad (Clevver News, Youtube)
by hfsarhmn January 14, 2022
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Books for Christmas?

Taken from the youtube video where the little kid recieves books for christmas and hates it. He says "books for Christmas?What the heck is that??" and then proceeds to tell his parents that that is "poo" Like saying "what the hell?" No one wants books for christmas.
I just got a D on my Midterm. Books for Christmas?

My mom wants to give our dog away.. books for christmas!!?!?
by Jurira Oldham January 24, 2011
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