Time Jew

Someone who is never on time to meet his friends, thus stealing (and hoarding) everyones time. A time jew is typically making excuses and justification for their tardiness, and always calling others prejudice against their type.

Every day I wait 15 minutes, beyond our meeting time, for Ajit to meet up with me for lunch. What a typical time jew, stealing all my free time!

by TC Jenkins March 26, 2010

Wasting Time

Currently you're wasting time while reading this. The fuck your doing here go outside, or just beat your dick off you bastard. Seriously, you are wasting your time(see what I did there) by reading this. Go get a girlfriend or boyfriend if you sway that way. Seriously now, shoo. I'm just kidding, keep reading this. Just kidding, get off Urban Dictionary and finally beat Dark Souls.

Quite wasting time reading this.

by AsianSanta October 11, 2019

Time sink

Something that takes a lot of your time and effort in order to be completed. Fequently used in MMORPGS to make customers play longer, thus making them pay more. Time sinks are very, very, very, very, very bad.

DAOC or Dark Age of Camelot is the king of the time sink.

I have been trying to level this artifact for the past 10 years. I love this time sink.

by Krom September 23, 2004

nick-of-time

The act of something happening in that exact moment. exactly, just in time

i ducked just in a nick-of-time to see a blue panda smack the wall exactly where my head had been a second ago.

by samllas October 23, 2008

metric time

A system of time with the base measurement of a metric second which is equal to 1/100,000 of a day. There are 100 seconds to a minute, 100 minutes to an hour, and ten hours to a day. So 1 metric hour is equivalent to 2 hrs. 24 min. regular time. So when it is 5.00 metric time it is noon regular time. Midnight on Metric Time starts at 0.00 hrs and runs up to 9.99 hrs. To convert from metric time to regular time take for example 5.85 metric time and multiply by 2.4 which equals the hour with a decimal. Take the decimal and multiply it by 60 to get the minutes in regular time. If you want PM just subtract 12. So 5.85 Metric Time = 14:04 or 2:04 PM.

Ever since Metric Time was established, no one ever gets confused with AM nor PM.

John was meeting his girlfriend for lunch at 5.22 Metric Time.

The incident took place at 2.68.

by AJHM June 5, 2007

Hang Time

The amount of hair left 'hanging' off the scalp after a cornrow.

That guy doesn't have NO hang time!

by LoLo December 13, 2004

sexy time

The term used when you want to have more than just 'familiar relations' with a woman/man depending on the individual. A phrase made up by Borat, a Kazakhstan news-reporter. Borat is one of three, Comic genius Sacha Baron Cohen's alter-egos.

Borat: When do i get entry to her VirGin?

Girl: Oh Yea! You can shove it up mine right now!

Borat: *clap's hands* Sexy Time!

by HighFive! July 16, 2006