third great-cousin-nephew

Third cousin's grandson.

My third great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

third great-cousin-nibling

Third cousin's grandchild.

My third great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Nearly Pissed On the Third

Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:

A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.

The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.

Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.

Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.

by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019

Third string punter

Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens

He is a worthless third string punter

by Shitass69420 May 24, 2019

Third-Party Vegan

An individual who eats herbivorous animals.

I prefer to think of myself as a Third-party vegan, meaning that I eat the things that eat the grass.

by That thingy with the words. August 26, 2019

Third-Reading

When one is reading a romance book and feels as though they are third-wheeling with the characters.

“Omg Rebecca I’m reading this book and I’m totally third-reading with the main ship”

by Omg Rebecca September 15, 2019

third knuckle

When one inserts his fingers in girls anus, stimulating her with each knuckle that penetrates her.

While I was hitting it from the back, I tried the third knuckle to see if she was wit it. And dat bitch came hella hard. It was like Nigeria fall on my balls.

by freechinballs September 30, 2017