Practise for a potential real apocalypse, either through real life role play e.g: paint ball, or through games such as Black ops.
by ZamizoEmpire September 12, 2011
Get the zombie amocalypsemug. People who go to museum just to take Insta-worthy photos and treat artworks as the background of their photos. Zero Credit given to the artists. Take pictures with famous drawings and pretend to be a art fanatic, but actually just thirty for likes. Give zero-fuck to the artworks and only care about themselves looking good.
Britney: IM SOOOO GOING TO MOMA TODAY.
Tyler: but didn't you go like 2 weeks ago?
Britney: I.Dont.Care. I'm running out of pics to put on instagram and I just want to take picture with that night with the stars drawing.
Tyler: ....ugh.Museum Zombie.
Tyler: but didn't you go like 2 weeks ago?
Britney: I.Dont.Care. I'm running out of pics to put on instagram and I just want to take picture with that night with the stars drawing.
Tyler: ....ugh.Museum Zombie.
by amazingracexx November 1, 2016
Get the Museum Zombiemug. A person who cannot think for themselves and relies totally on facebook for their interactions with the real world. To them nothing is significant if it's not on facebook, and not posting an event on FB means they have every right to ignore it.
I.E. birthdays, breakups, graduations, engagements etc...
I.E. birthdays, breakups, graduations, engagements etc...
Chris: I'd like to thank everyone for the wonderful birthday wishes yesterday. Wait, never mind no one remembered and you are all jerkfaces.
Everyone: What do you expect, you didn't post it.
Chris: Well you've known me for so many years...guess I'm old fashioned.
Everyone: OMG yeah, duh.
Chris: FB Zombies!
Everyone: What do you expect, you didn't post it.
Chris: Well you've known me for so many years...guess I'm old fashioned.
Everyone: OMG yeah, duh.
Chris: FB Zombies!
by JJMoore June 14, 2011
Get the FB Zombiemug. "Zombie shot" is when you're shooting a gun unaware that the safty is on or that you have forgotten to cock the gun, so basicly a dead shot.
Luke: "okay i'm going to aim for the center of the card."
Kevin: "go for it bro."
Luke: -tryes to fire the gun but the tigger is locked- "awh safty's on."
Kevin: "You're a fail."
Luke: 'yeah bloody Zombie shot's."
Kevin: "go for it bro."
Luke: -tryes to fire the gun but the tigger is locked- "awh safty's on."
Kevin: "You're a fail."
Luke: 'yeah bloody Zombie shot's."
by Kevin-T. April 13, 2011
Get the Zombie shotmug. A person who is so deep into a text conversation on a smart phone, that he/she does not react at all when spoken to and ignores all surroundings. The BB stands for the BlackBerry. The text messaging (also called Ping) is a favorite tool.
by MadMaxCur July 11, 2011
Get the BB Zombiemug. When one takes a stinky dump in a public place (work,restaurant, etc.) and realizes that there isn't any air freshener. The person then procedes to lather up their hands with soap and walk around the bathroom waving their hands and generally milling about like a zombie so that the scent of the soap covers up the smell of the dump.
Guy 1 -"Hey, I just took the nastiest dump in there"
Guy 2 -"Did you atleast spray?"
Guy 1 -"No they ran out, but don't worry. I zombie walked it so it should be okay".
Guy 2 -"Did you atleast spray?"
Guy 1 -"No they ran out, but don't worry. I zombie walked it so it should be okay".
by Kid Bobby April 15, 2008
Get the zombie walkmug. When you're on something like cocaine or roxycodone and you're dick gets real hard but you can never cum.
Me: "Hey Dr. Dangus you rascal, listen to this. So I was doing some roxys last night and fucked this girl for like an hour, it took forever for me to cum, I had 'zombie dick' like crazy. Is that normal?"
Dr. Dangus: "I dunno, what do I look like to you? A fucking dick doctor?
Dr. Dangus: "I dunno, what do I look like to you? A fucking dick doctor?
by Col. Robert J "Clean" Mongoose October 21, 2010
Get the zombie dickmug.