Two shits in the wind

Not give a fuck

Sorry man but I don’t give two shits in the wind about ya gran’s funeral

by February 25, 2023

WIND-SUCKING

aspiration of air and debris into the vagina.

She nasty. Girl grabbed on to a door with her front teeth and then WIND-SUCKed all the dust bunnies right up her cucci.

OR

"The most common symptom (sign) of wind-sucking is the gurgling noise or sound produced by the aspiration of air into the vagina, or its expulsion," Caslick observed.

by [My girlfriends got a great big rump Watch it jump put my junk in her trunk] March 31, 2018

Like a dick in the wind

A phrase referring to an object, person, or animal that is moving in a spontaneous or an otherwise unnatural motion.

Steve's character ragdolled like a dick in the wind when we were playing earlier.

by Devmonsterone January 31, 2024

Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.

I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.

by Wanna bang44 December 10, 2024

Pickle the wind

To flatulate. Specifically a warm smelly flatulation

Sorry dude, you might wanna give some space. I'm about to pickle the wind in this bitch

by AJO612 October 29, 2022

wind farmer

A person who constantly farts, who may, or may not be a farmer.

UGH! ....Wind Farmer...!

by HzlH May 08, 2017

wind you neck it

Means to tell someone to stop being arrogant or overly confident, similar to asking them to tone down their attitude or behavior and become more cautious or humble. Commonly used in British English.

“I am confident that I can score full marks on the English exam.”
“ Wind you neck it ! You just studied for three hours!”

by March 22, 2024