by Mtg187 February 15, 2020
When you use a marker to masterbate , but it explodes and the ink starts leaking out of your vagina.
by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 12, 2019
When someone’s significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murder—all while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe… with a dash of horror.
She mastered the art of vag glass—serving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
by CristinBurnsInHell August 13, 2024
"Soooooo I tested positive for HPV and my vagina looks like a witch's vagina. Call it a witch vag."
"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."
"Girls don't have sex with cute blonde guy in Math class. He's got warlock dick and gave me witch vag real bad."
by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021
Anyone who has been dicked down by haroon nems. Will make a woman's twat smell worse than vag cig by ten fold. Usually will take around 15-20 years for the body to breakdown the components of haroon vag which by the time that happens, the woman will have turned into a dirty nasty cougar kunt bitch.
G Ev: Damn you seen that girl standing over there? Im trying to diddle her
Yu nems: Dude that girl has Haroon Vag, you can smell that shit from a mile away. STAY AWAY!
G Ev: I dont give af. Im still smashin that
Yu nems: Dude thats fuckin gross, get the fuck out of my car
Yu nems: Dude that girl has Haroon Vag, you can smell that shit from a mile away. STAY AWAY!
G Ev: I dont give af. Im still smashin that
Yu nems: Dude thats fuckin gross, get the fuck out of my car
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022
A tracker of the Vagina. (Still under production) Bluetooth enabled, track and sync compatibility, fully customizable. For special offers visit trackthatvag.com
1.Derek is hit, next time he’ll check the Vag-tracker.
2. Derek now has a monthly subscription to Vag-tracker.. and a rash you can’t wash off..
(Quantities limited, subscriptions available)
2. Derek now has a monthly subscription to Vag-tracker.. and a rash you can’t wash off..
(Quantities limited, subscriptions available)
by Just^jess December 19, 2020
A military veteran that cannot help but exclaim their military service experience at any given time.
"Hey man, what's your favorite gun in Counter-Strike?"
"I really like the M4-A1-S, but I don't think it's realistic. I like the M4-A4 more because I *ACTUALLY* used the A4 in combat over-seas. It just seems more realistic."
"Dude, stop making everything about your four years in the military. You're being a massive Scum Vag right now."
"I really like the M4-A1-S, but I don't think it's realistic. I like the M4-A4 more because I *ACTUALLY* used the A4 in combat over-seas. It just seems more realistic."
"Dude, stop making everything about your four years in the military. You're being a massive Scum Vag right now."
by Rosmak December 21, 2022