The Cheese Dam Theory

The theory that a pizza cannot be part cheese part no cheese due to the lack of a separation to prevent the cheese from melting into the non cheese section
The pizza place would not except our pizza order due to the Cheese Dam Theory.

My mother strongly believes in the Cheese Dam Theory.
by jimhuttonismyidol December 24, 2019
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Shadow Synthesis Theory

The process of absorbing stagnant carbon dioxide molecules in the air and using saturated plant vacoules to emulate synthesis in complete darkness. In theory, you wouldn't produce as much glucose from this as photosynthesis does. As a comparison, think of aerobic and anaerobic respiration for example. Anaerobic doesn't produce as much ATP as aerobic respiration does, and can lead to lactic acid built up as a result. If evolution has shown us anything its that organisms can adapt to their environments a. k.a. survival of the fittest. I would believe after exposure to complete darkness for millions of years, plants would be able to grasp adaption or, they would all die out. Chemo Synthesis is an example of organic adaption, which was only discovered about 10 or more years ago.
Shadow Synthesis Theory explains how plants have had to use Shadow Synthesis in the past to make glucose when the dinosaurs when extinct, which could explain why plants still exist today.(flawed)
by xXBdogXx54 December 15, 2018
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The shutting up theory

Allow me to explain.

This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.
- Come on, that was never a red!
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.
by XpOiYgjkL April 03, 2021
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Fat Tam's theory

45 mins= 1.5 hour. This is a historical theory. It's is as important as Ng's theory. It's said by Fat Tam, a crazy teacher in LSC. She said this theory while scolding people
A: I trust Fat Tam's theory.
B: Don't be 8745
by DAPRONOOB October 25, 2020
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Shiny Suit Theory

The concept of coming out of your shell or underground (being invisible/insignificant) and choosing to take matters in your own hands by doing impactful and noteworthy things in the public eye, consequently gaining more attention. A suit is commonly known as a symbol of status, and yet a shiny suit can still make you stand out and easily noticeable amongst people wearing regular suits.
Applying the shiny suit theory, the mysterious rich man decided to bring more attention to his businesses by going public on the stock markets and placing adverts everywhere.
by SergioBlack June 11, 2021
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Year 6 theory

A person who is a bitch and won't do anything stupid or fun because they are little bitches. Once a bitch in year 6 always a bitch.
Me: why aren't you playing rugby??
Person: I'm not playing rugby because i might get hurt.

Me: Year 6 theory.
by Polarbear54 September 13, 2010
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Tom Jones Theory

This theory becomes manifest when, during a conversation with another, apparently socialized north american inhabitant, it is realized that one of the two interlocutors is somehow unaware of a concept or topic that all such socialized people know, such as being familiar with the entertainer Tom Jones. The theory is predicated on the potential for someone to simply never encounter the concept or topic while otherwise having full social intergration.
Kevin: "So, you're telling me that you've never heard of 'The Eagles'? They are like one of the most popular bands of the last thirty years. Man, that's some serious Tom Jones Theory action there."

David: "No. Never heard of them. Is their music good?"

Kevin: "Not at all, but that's not the point."
by Huey Long August 15, 2009
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