Monkey Scrotum

When a guy's ballsack is similar to a monkey's.

Peter Griffin: "RANDY FULLMAN?! I'm here to beat the crap out of you!"
Randy: "You can't peter, I have MS!'
Peter: "You hear that Chris? This guy has a monkey scrotum and he's bragging about it!'

by usefbishara March 24, 2008

Church Monkey

Someone who is not focused when they should be, very scatter brained when they should be cool calm and collected.

Imagine bringing a monkey to church.

George drove from dealership to dealership like an excited little church monkey, instead of taking time to update his notes.

by NLMRSD September 20, 2013

Monkey smile

(Noun) Used to describe any unidentifiable substance or substances which have a loose likeness to man fat.

1. Has someone covered the lemon drizzle cake with monkey smile?

2. I was up all night making that monkey smile.

by Fatkid_13 October 07, 2021

Lump monkeys

Lump monkeys is a hunchback person with a growth the site of your fist on their back.

“Look at those crusty lump monkeys over there.”

by Ass_hat69 December 06, 2019

scat monkey

(n) 1. a person who gains sexual pleasure from getting defecated upon.

2. a person who enjoys eating faeces.

Bob: Dude, that chick I fucked last night wanted me to shit on her.

Pete: Ha! You picked up a scat monkey.

by Twisted_Colour April 19, 2009

Look at this monkey

In august 2019 a Youtube channel uploads a british man starts making fun of a gorilla in the Steam game called Ark, he ends up destroying his camera and himself because the gorilla was pissed

Hey look at this monkey

ooga booga ooga booga ooga booga x3

(Camera gets freaking destroyed by the gorilla)

by 88k3 November 05, 2020

retard monkey

When a male (or women with a strap on) shove his/her dick into there own ass and likes there boob and runs around town

Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple

by Ass definition October 02, 2011