When you go to a tattoo shop and tell the artist you want a tattoo in your pubic area. Then leave immediately once they've shaved your genitals.
by Antonioestamuerto May 25, 2024
Get the Uncle Eddiemug. Eddie Keane is a gentleman that’s also known as “monotone Eddie” this is because they way he talks bores people to death.
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
Get the Eddie keanemug. by Elixman May 26, 2022
Get the Eddiemug. A very shy person, both emo and pastel. Obsesses over many fandoms such as Hamilton and Panic! At The Disco. Afraid of: People, darkness and phone calls. An Eddy has a slight obsession with ice cream and apples.
“Hey Eddy, you wanna do something?”
“Not if it’s around people”
“Eddy, what dis you do this weekend?”
“Listened to Hamilton”
“Not if it’s around people”
“Eddy, what dis you do this weekend?”
“Listened to Hamilton”
by IObsessOverSmallThing May 18, 2018
Get the Eddymug. Eddie is a fucking weirdo. He’s a liar, and he’s a two faced person. NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH AN “Eddie” or never date an Eddie .
by It’s true that I’m the best July 26, 2020
Get the Eddiemug. "You dented my car? Thank you very much, eddie puss!"
"I tried to make it on time, but some eddie puss cut me off at the exit, and I had to drive the long way around.."
"I tried to make it on time, but some eddie puss cut me off at the exit, and I had to drive the long way around.."
by Chetmo June 28, 2008
Get the eddie pussmug. God.
As a die-hard Eddie Van Halen fan, I can confirm that Bradley Hall's "Van Halen in a Nutshell" video is accurate.
by 7568ino January 11, 2024
Get the Eddie Van Halenmug.