zombie grin

When you stay up to late having a great time and have to go into work looking like a zombie but with a huge silly smile on your face.

Jaden said to Angie, "wow you must of had a great time lastnight! You have a zombie grin this morning!"

by benji31 January 31, 2016

zombie amocalypse

Practise for a potential real apocalypse, either through real life role play e.g: paint ball, or through games such as Black ops.

Person 1: "whatcha doing?"
Person 2: "zombie amocalypse" *playing play station*

by ZamizoEmpire September 12, 2011

Sticky Zombie

The act of where a girl is giving you a blow job and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and cum all over her face, mainly in the eye region. When she gets up to wipe her face, she walks with both arms out so she can feel her way to the bathroom and walks around like a zombie

After Cameron blew his load over Emma's face she was walking around cum all over her face, hence like a sticky zombie.

by ethalthefrog March 7, 2012

Zombie shot

"Zombie shot" is when you're shooting a gun unaware that the safty is on or that you have forgotten to cock the gun, so basicly a dead shot.

Luke: "okay i'm going to aim for the center of the card."

Kevin: "go for it bro."

Luke: -tryes to fire the gun but the tigger is locked- "awh safty's on."

Kevin: "You're a fail."
Luke: 'yeah bloody Zombie shot's."

by Kevin-T. April 13, 2011

BB Zombie

A person who is so deep into a text conversation on a smart phone, that he/she does not react at all when spoken to and ignores all surroundings. The BB stands for the BlackBerry. The text messaging (also called Ping) is a favorite tool.

Look at that BB Zombie, he just walked right into that light pole and did not even noticed it.

by MadMaxCur July 11, 2011

zombie walk

When one takes a stinky dump in a public place (work,restaurant, etc.) and realizes that there isn't any air freshener. The person then procedes to lather up their hands with soap and walk around the bathroom waving their hands and generally milling about like a zombie so that the scent of the soap covers up the smell of the dump.

Guy 1 -"Hey, I just took the nastiest dump in there"
Guy 2 -"Did you atleast spray?"
Guy 1 -"No they ran out, but don't worry. I zombie walked it so it should be okay".

by Kid Bobby April 15, 2008

zombie dick

When you're on something like cocaine or roxycodone and you're dick gets real hard but you can never cum.

Me: "Hey Dr. Dangus you rascal, listen to this. So I was doing some roxys last night and fucked this girl for like an hour, it took forever for me to cum, I had 'zombie dick' like crazy. Is that normal?"

Dr. Dangus: "I dunno, what do I look like to you? A fucking dick doctor?

by Col. Robert J "Clean" Mongoose October 21, 2010