ski

definition for head (actual head)

these flesh wounds better than a bullet to the ski

by keishawhat January 25, 2023

milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.

Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!

by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016

Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment

A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!

by CGZXZ May 17, 2025

A Ski

A Chicago guy, likely sporting a mustache. Last name that ends with Ski is a bonus but not required.

"Yo, dat guy's a Ski."

by nathonion September 26, 2023

Ski and knee

The action of sliding in the tub on your knees to partake in oral sex

Got the good ski and knee last night from the best Cheryl

by You know already 145 February 6, 2020

Ski Ranger

Having Minecraft oral intercourse while levitating within the air in the dark.

Robert finally Ski Rangered Chad tonight

by vedlon January 19, 2021

ski

when you’re trying to call someone broski but you forgot to say bro and you call them ski

“bro i hate rachel”

“ski, i thought she was your friend”

by hashtaghatemyself August 28, 2019