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preening rod

A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.
"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".

"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
by BrokenKing February 19, 2021
mugGet the preening rodmug.

ginger rod

Ginger rod is when your redheaded girl gives you head and right before you cum she grips your cock till it's red and then letc go and you blow it on her head
by Ginger dick January 4, 2017
mugGet the ginger rodmug.

Hot rod

The act of inserting a heated curling iron into the rectum or bodily orifice of choice
I gave my husband a hot rod last night and he said he has never felt like that in his life
by Tbore February 20, 2021
mugGet the Hot rodmug.

Dr. Rod

Used in reference to a penis that has been outfitted with a white prophylactic, especially following rough intercourse. The name reflects the phallic similarities that exist between a tall bald doctor following a long, dirty surgery and a wet, hard, throbbing cock.
Gardin was worn out after he gave her the ol' Dr. Rod .
by doctorswhoarentdoctors February 3, 2018
mugGet the Dr. Rodmug.

Flame Rod

A bi-sexual, possibly a co-worker who is so horny all the time that you’re Nervous being around the person because they will hump anything that moves.
Dude, Flame Rod stopped by my house the other night and the fish stopped swimming!
by Thug wanna September 3, 2022
mugGet the Flame Rodmug.

hitting rod

Its what a rifle or a long barrel gun is called.
I am taking. a hitting rod with me hunting.
by Eric773 March 9, 2017
mugGet the hitting rodmug.

hot rod gasket

I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...
by Bluesheart June 9, 2016
mugGet the hot rod gasketmug.

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