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Post-closet Euphoria

A state of extreme and seemingly random happiness, excitement, and relief experienced after coming out as trans, gay, bi, pan, etc.

-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-
"Man, I've been feeling weirdly happy ever since I came out to my family"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"
by ScaryNarwhal May 3, 2018
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Mantua Closet Monster

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.
"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"
by lil ralphie February 4, 2010
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Evil Closet Munki

1. The monkey that lives in your closet, but not.

2. That kid from WtW who is way too obsessive over Family Guy.

3. Throws Junpei porn at people.

4. Boy who says, "PENIS!" a lot.
"That Evil Closet Munki is a freak!"
by evilclosetmunki January 1, 2005
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Art Room Closet

1. The best place for a 15 year old boy to hook up with a infinitely more intelligent 14 year old artsy-girl.

2. The place were ledgends are born.

3. The best place to christen a new high school.

4. The place where my best friend hooked up with a girl that I didn't like.
I'm so dissapointed in you, I couldn't believe you would sink so low as to hook up with dumb boy in the Art Room Closet.

At North, the best place to hook up is the Art Room Closet.
by AM December 9, 2004
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Clean my closet

To lick one’s anus in a sexual manner.
I’m gonna make her clean my closet tonight.

He cleaned my closet in a Taco Bell parking lot.
by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019
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Closeted Eagles Fan

One who is a fan of The Eagles, and brings all topics back to them, but refuses to admit it.
My friend went to Amoeba yesterday, and met a closeted Eagles fan.
by LA Woman August 25, 2009
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Closet Freak Girl

one who is a caffene addict
one whos love for the music of the 80's knows no bounds




sexy bitch.
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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