When someone purposefully leaves their sexual orientation ambiguous while near consistently acting like they’re about to come out as something other than straight to their friends or family.
“Damn, Sam keeps playing with the closet door. I cant tell if she’s straight, bi, pan or what! I’ve tried asking but she always dodges the question.”
by The Big Toast October 11, 2020
Get the playing with the closet doormug. "Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"
by lil ralphie February 4, 2010
Get the Mantua Closet Monstermug. 1. The monkey that lives in your closet, but not.
2. That kid from WtW who is way too obsessive over Family Guy.
3. Throws Junpei porn at people.
4. Boy who says, "PENIS!" a lot.
2. That kid from WtW who is way too obsessive over Family Guy.
3. Throws Junpei porn at people.
4. Boy who says, "PENIS!" a lot.
by evilclosetmunki January 1, 2005
Get the Evil Closet Munkimug. 1. The best place for a 15 year old boy to hook up with a infinitely more intelligent 14 year old artsy-girl.
2. The place were ledgends are born.
3. The best place to christen a new high school.
4. The place where my best friend hooked up with a girl that I didn't like.
2. The place were ledgends are born.
3. The best place to christen a new high school.
4. The place where my best friend hooked up with a girl that I didn't like.
I'm so dissapointed in you, I couldn't believe you would sink so low as to hook up with dumb boy in the Art Room Closet.
At North, the best place to hook up is the Art Room Closet.
At North, the best place to hook up is the Art Room Closet.
by AM December 9, 2004
Get the Art Room Closetmug. by LA Woman August 25, 2009
Get the Closeted Eagles Fanmug. by Hoebagwords February 17, 2019
Get the Clean my closetmug. by Anonymous March 28, 2003
Get the Closet Freak Girlmug.