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Three phase plan

A plan to phase out enemies or people that bother you in three phases.
The three phase plan sounds good, but scientists, government officials, and the healthcare workers that like hearing how heroic they are seem to be the ones who actually think it's a good plan. Nobody is telling dentists, pharmacists, chiropractors, proctologists, gynecologists, or pediatricians they're heroes or saviors, since at a certain point it would all start to sound silly.
by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020
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Plan N

All the other plans failed, and you have to resort to any way possible to eliminate remaining Africans.
"Boys look, Plan M failed, we have to resort to Plan N."
by kid.9.6 April 15, 2020
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masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.
Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.
by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022
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Plan

A person who consistently makes decisions for a large group that they have little authority over. Someone who is frustrating and bossy, needs to chill out.
(Jimmy) is such a plan.
Stop being such a plan, go with the flow.
by JashHash July 19, 2018
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The Dismemberment Plan

An underrated 90s post hardcore indie rock band from Washington DC formed on January 1st 1993, releasing four albums before breaking up in 2003 but then coming back in 2011 and releasing a new album in 2013.
"Yo I love The Dismemberment Plan"
"Emergency & I is such a fucking masterpiece"
by Frozen_Croissant May 29, 2022
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W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan

Stands: Work Until You Die retirement plan
I just got my 401K statement, it seem I am enrolled in the W.U.Y.D Retirement Plan .
by Guy O May 10, 2014
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plan stressed

making too many plans for one time, where you then need to decide what you are actually going to do. in fear of making the wrong decision, or hurting someone's feelings, you stress over what to do, thus making you plan stressed.
Man, I'm supposed to go to three different parties on Friday, I'm totally plan stressed.
by ChelBro August 6, 2007
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