flavor crystals

Clady clay has them for sale.

Those flavor crystals chum yum um

by anonymous June 4, 2023

dick crystal

A.K.A. Wade Gordon. A real dick if you ask me.

“Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”

by NattyDee August 30, 2019

crystal myth

A drug dat makes you stupid enough to have faith in a charlatan with a glass sphere.

Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects

She is such a crystal-dildo

by Steinthefool May 23, 2014

Crystaled

Crystaled- Invited to go somewhere and when your as far from home as possible, a fake argument happens and your told to get out of the car and walk home.

To get out and walk. We got all the way there and then she pulls some fake fight shit and I'm told to get out and walk.... And she actually left.. straight Crystaled me!

by Youthimkyour crazy January 15, 2020

Arabian crystals

Dried cum on someone's face and or hair from wearing Arabian goggles. Usually discovered the next morning.

After a long night of wearing my husband's Arabian Googles, I had to comb the Arabian crystals out of my hair the next morning.

by Barefoot&boots August 25, 2016

crystal hefner

Miss December Hefs wife

Crystal Hefner Playboy

by crystalheffans January 11, 2014