flat headed bitch

1.What a Prospector will call a AA community whore that will trick with him 2. Prostitute

Get the head shed ready that flat headed bitch is on her way over.

by Waysickerthanu June 12, 2023

Whack ass flats

Idiots who believe the earth is flat.

Yo yo yo that hombre junior is a whack ass flats. He be one of those flat earthers.

by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018

human fall flat

when you have finished sex, and have cummed onto the ladies stomach, then you have fell onto her, head first, with the dick still in her

last night me and my sister "played human fall flat" and we played it all night

by name buster June 21, 2021

Flat Pack Idiot

Flat pack idiot: someone who has very little common sense or engineering skills. Therefore making them completely incapable of following the basic instructions typically which come with flat pack furniture

F*ck me Dave, you are a right "Flat Pack Idiot", have you not finished that bookcase yet!

by World of Pain October 12, 2011

Flat Earth Analogy

The Flat Earth Analogy or Flat Earth Falacy is an informal falacy to formal falacy that seeks to compare certain concept, idea, hypothesis or theory into something that is falacious, often flat Earth. A common example of this is "X is just like flat Earth", "Believing in X is the same as believe in flat Earth", "X and flat Earth are the same because both concepts are bullshit" and "X and flat Earth do not exist so they are somewhat similar", this falacy/analogy is commonly used by atheists, scientificists and people who want to discredit some narrative or idea/concept.

"The Flat Earth Analogy is a form of Argumentum Ad Pseudoscientia, maybe the most common form of Argumentum ad Pseudoscientia, that can include other things such as "climate denial", "antivax" and so on."

by Dumugian December 6, 2021

stand flat footed

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...

I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"

by 2Charvels January 12, 2011

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome (FABS), also known as Asian Booty Disease, is a benign medical condition that develops in over 95% of both males and females of Asian descent. The condition affects the entire gluteal region and is irreversible but not life-threatening. Symptoms include lack of volume and abnormal flatness. Typical complications are not being able to participate in popular dances such as twerking and not being able to fill out pants.

Sara: "I want to learn how to twerk."

Thomas: "With your pronounced case of Flat Asian Butt Syndrome, I think it would be a waste of time."

by Moroccanite June 23, 2023