texas strawberry

(N): The act of slapping a person in the face with your ballsack. Similar to the teabag.

"Mark gave me a texas strawberry last night, and I am really pissed."

by Taylor "The Tool" November 16, 2005

Texas pinstripe

The stripe produced on the side of one's car after dipping tobacco and unsucessfully spitting out the window, away from the car, while driving. Spitting out of the window without hitting the car is a hard skill to obtain, so the stripe usually builds up over time if the car isn't washed frequently.

Wow! Look at the Texas pinstripe on his truck! He must go through at least 3 cans a day!

by Dippin Dingo August 19, 2010

texas tough

Being so tough that you would get away with wearing a cowboy hat at any time and any place. You'd also pick cigarette butts off grimey streets and smoke them.

Guy 1: "Did you just pick that butt up off the ground?"
Guy 2: "Dude sometimes you gotta be texas tough"

by uncle k October 8, 2006

Texas Burger

A whole lot of firm shit (no diarrhea) in a 300 threadcount pillowcase. The most common prank on Texas' college campuses, especially among fraternal societies and biology majors.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him a Texas Burger. He woke up with firm shit all over his face and in his his mouth.

by T-Winner July 10, 2009

Aledo, Texas

AAAA State Champs two years in a row! Home to Jonathan Gray who won the Tom Landry award and led Aledo to state championships in 2009 and 2010. This is one amazing place.

Dude you're from Aledo, Texas? Go JGray!

by JarOfHearts February 23, 2011

University of Texas

I wonder if those guys talking shit got accepted by UT. Sure sounds like theyre the ones in Ivy League schools. UT is actually a Public Ivy. Its impossible for UT to be an ivy league university being that the ivy league is in a specific demographic location. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_Ivy

What do aggies and longhorns have in common? They both applied to UT.

I would talk about Tech but theyre tier 3 and were on the brink of losing the title of "university" this year so I'll leave them out for their own good- "Get your grades up"

The original eight Public Ivies list by Moll:

* College of William & Mary (Williamsburg, Virginia)
* Miami University (Oxford, Ohio)
* University of California
* University of Michigan (Ann Arbor)
* University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
* University of Texas at Austin
* University of Vermont (Burlington)
* University of Virginia (Charlottesville)

by fnejnfbf April 22, 2009

texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

by stephen November 8, 2004