Turtle Shell 

A turtle shell is when your dick is so shriveled and soft that it is practically retracting back into you, similar to how a turtle goes into its shell. A turtle shell usually occurs after you have just ejaculated or after you get out of water.

"Dude, my dick is turtle shelled right now since I just got out of the pool"

Turtle Shell by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017

turtle squad 

A group of homosexual males who go to EDM festivals.

Me and my turtle squad are going to edc Orlando this weekend.

turtle squad by Stan Birda April 20, 2018

Turtle Storm 

A weird girl on Youtube.

I don't watch Turtle Storm because she is wierd.

Turtle Storm by PlebIsLife January 11, 2018

turtle moment 

commonly used when you get left on (un)read, usually by someone of the opposite gender

R: “Bro i double texted her but she left me on read both times.”

K: “Sucks bro, that’s a turtle moment”

turtle moment by walkinghat August 5, 2020

turtle dove 

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.

how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.

turtle dove by unoriginally November 22, 2020

turtle cock 

The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.

Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.

turtle cock by Sausage King June 11, 2006

turtle licking 

The act of licking a small poo which is protruding from your partners anus. When the poo gets sucked in, you stop, but when the poo pushes out again you lick it. It's sort of like "Whack-a-Mole" but instead of using a hammer you're using your tongue, and instead of a mole it's a poo, and instead of a game at Chuck-E-Cheeses it's an anus.

I went "turtle licking" last night and my girlfriend really got into it.

turtle licking by Mr.Retrovertigo September 2, 2008