Straighttown

Any area known for being the residence of a preponderance of people of the heterosexual persuasion. Often a drab, dreary part of town. The word was made famous by a now-classic episode of the "Ellen" show in which Ellen DeGeneres and her friends make a treacherous excursion to Straighttown in order to buy a lounge chair with a cup holder on it.

Ellen: "We have to go down to Straighttown tonight."
Patrick: "Why on earth would you go down THERE!?"
Ellen: "Where else are we going to find a lounge chair with a cup holder built into it??"

by Hephaestion June 14, 2006

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straight pipe'n it

Driving a busted ride, where as the muffler has been removed or has fallen off. Thus making the engine sound more powerful than it actually is.

"Yeah man my civic sounds awesome now that I am "straight pipe'n it."

by reignoverme June 26, 2009

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Straight Postin

The Act of Posting; to post up at a party; to look fresh at a club and wait for the action (ladies) to come to you; Chilling

I was straight postin at the club last night.

What are you doing? Straight postin.

by Romanocheese October 5, 2009

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Straight Fool

1- Some retarded moron that can't think enough to foresee things before they happen and therefore gets owned.

2- A reckless dude that doesn't give a flying fuck about nothing, to a point where he'll do anything stupid or suicidal without giving a fuck about the consequences.

-Straight Fool #1: "Yo dude, i'll gamble all my money cause i know i'm gonna win"
-Some random normal dude #1: "You're a Straight Fool..."

Straight Fool #2: "Yo, i need cash bro... Fuck it, i'll just rob a bank"

by Straight-Fool June 15, 2013

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