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Lion Status

Duck tape each finished beer can around your head like a mane.
"Oh man...i gained lion status last night."
*high fives all around*
by ice cream wizard July 19, 2010
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Confederate statues

Confederate statues are as much a part of American history, and what some would call culture, as Martin Luther King statues, whether people love them or hate them. Removal of one kind of statue and not the other isn't multiculturalism, it's one group claiming the park the statue sat on as their own, and it will never unify everybody.
As long as a country says one kind of history is okay as long as everybody likes it, but the other is not, the country will remain divided, since one group, or culture, as some would call it, doesn't really respect the other. That isn't multiculturalism, though America has always been a melting pot, and is made of many different groups of the same (human) race. If people have to remove, forget, or pretend something never existed (including Confederate statues) to validate themselves, they don't really respect it, they only respect their own group (or most likely self).
by Solid Mantis January 21, 2021
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Status Flirt

To Status Flirt, is to update your status with hints or ambiguous statements which you hope your crush will respond to.

This is an easy way to ease into a conversation or romantic dialogue as it can start out jokingly or if all backfires one can say it was "For someone else" or "just some lyrics".

It is typically best to use words from a song they like or know, or mention something which they hold close to them. A great tip is to use something similar to their status.

Often used on; Facebook, MSN, Skype, Yahoo, Etc..
Girl's Status Update: I'm about to go to sleep, Wish I had someone to hold me.

Boy's Status Flirt: If you ever need someone to hold through the nights, I'm here.
by Per21 November 10, 2011
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Sympathy Status

Sympathy Statuses are most commonly used by the LG of kind. They complain about their lives on facebook to get sympathy and attention.
"Jenny constantly updates sympathy statuses. It annoys me."

"Bob posted another sympathy status. It made me wanna like it."
by ChasingGrace September 25, 2011
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status wars

Using the status field in an IM program to send messages to others. Often resulting in a response via others' status fields.
IM Contact List

aj347
Status: The Patriots are going down tonight.

patsfan729
Status: Kiss my A**, AJ

"I'm going to hop on IM and put up a status sure to start some status wars."
by strawberrynut December 31, 2008
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Status Textilepticus

When someone is triggered and begins to text impulsively out of anger and emotion.
Michael became upset because I slept with his mother and went full blown Status Textilepticus, when he started sending me messages.
by JayyTheOrc April 5, 2019
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Status Breakup

When you are in a joke relationship on facebook, and you have to break the news to your friend that you are ending your relationship status with them. (usually becuase there is an actually relationship you just got in)
Similar to a Facebook Breakup, except you real-life interactions generally remain the same. The breakup is ONLY on facebook.
"Hey. Karl didnt take the status breakup so well. He still wants to be in a Civil Union"
by BiiigZ September 25, 2011
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