Mushroom Stamp

Dipping the head of your penis into ink, and using the head as a stamp.

"Hey bro, did you see how wasted Steve was last night?"

"Yea! I gave him a mushroom stamp on his cheek!"

by Jeffonte July 4, 2017

vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 28, 2017

Clam stamp

It's the girl version of T-bag. A girl is up above the face of someone else & she would dip down and rub her vagina across their forehead then leave a snail trail.

"If you don't shut your mouth, I'll shut it with my vagina" ... clam stamp.

by Clam stampin May 20, 2021

rusty stamp

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently slapping a left and right hammer strike with a stool stained member on the hips of an unsuspecting partner (regardless of sex).

After a few too many drinks at the shooter bar, I took Annie home and posted her with a rusty stamp!

by sirlixalot September 28, 2010

Stamps

A abbreviation for Stampy, the best youtuber to ever live.

P1: I just watched stamps new video
P2: ew you still watch him he’s old
P1:🖕

by Queen Catmow September 7, 2019

sand stamp

The act of ejaculating on a womans back and then tossing a handful of sand remove excess to reveal the seal of approval.

I used to only sand stamp randoms. Now my wife is basically a sea crustacean.

by DJm!× m@$t3r$pl!t b@n@n@ $pl!t July 4, 2018

"million dollar move with a food stamp finish

dropping your defender with a crossover, hesi, stepback, or any dribble move to only miss the shot, layup, or dunk.

So many kids nowadays spend too much time working on their handles, ignoring everything else offensively. Every day you see a "million dollar move with a food stamp finish."

by unDURYEAted January 4, 2022