squeefe

Female equivalent of a shart, pronounced Squee-fay, when a woman queefs and urinates at the same time. Comes from the words squirt and queef.

She squeefed (squee-fayed) in my face.

by zjones529 February 23, 2015

squeegemonster

A man who is notorious for his constant desire to poke another man in the eye with his penis

Jason is an absolute squeegemonster

by bigcockfratelli March 30, 2015

Squeegee

When a person who typically wears dentures removes their dentures to give a blow job and drags their gums along the shaft.

"Betty squeegeed that dick like a dirty window."

by Sage Jay September 16, 2016

squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016

Squeeze Job

Is a version of a handjob where the girl instead of strokes the penis, squeezes the penis. Is used mostly on guys with smaller sized packages

Yo I heard that Derick got a squeeze job, you know what that means

by Tradala November 24, 2016

Squeeze

To pop a spot.

Andy had to give his spots a real tight squeeze for them to pop.

by PapsMcKeys November 29, 2016

squeeze

Alcoholic drink made by using Sterno (a gelled non-potable alcohol) and a loaf of bread. The Sterno is squeezed by hand to make the alcohol flow into the bread. The bread is then squeezed to extract what is thought to be drinkable intoxicating alcohol. Very dangerous and poisoned many skid-row alcoholics, often causing blindness.

Man I'm gonna have to get some Squeeze, don't have no money for nothing else and I got the ants under my skin!

by Misterfixit January 6, 2017