slippery kitchen

A game where you drink copious amounts of whiskey and then proceed to pour olive oil all over the linoleum in your kitchen and then try to fight your friends.

Thanks to Jim Beam, we got our slippery kitchen on last night.

by banchronic February 8, 2012

Slippery Douchbag

A man where you are not quite sure if he is a douchbag or not.

He's such a slippery douchbag. He's nice, but his actions sometimes...

by Jade Wilder October 28, 2012

sliphole

A big vagina. One you could slip and fall into

That chick has a sliphole

by uncle meatster December 5, 2013

slippery surprise

When you slide from the one hole into the two hole.

"I was railing a cougar last night and decided to give her the slippery surprise! Like most cougars, she wanted it."

by Cougar slayer April 14, 2014

slippered

Wasted, Drunk, hammered, inebriated

hey dicky , let's get slippered this weekend for the boys

by Wrightnowfitness August 23, 2014

Slipendictomy

To stealthily insert one's member into one's partner's orifice, typically occurring in the morning.

I woke up with a raging boner and only 20 minutes to get ready for work. Foreplay would take too long and waking my partner would be bothersome. If I was to deswell my throbbing member, it was critical that I perform the slipendictomy quickly.

by Meatymuff January 27, 2016

Slipe

To slipe - a dog shuffling along the ground on two legs, scraping its arse on the floor to clear blocked anal glands. The equivalent of a good human scratch, usually caused after too much rich food.

Someone stop Rover quickly, he's about to slipe all over the priceless Persian carpet!

by Tristram Smith April 4, 2016