Cutie Spam

When a couple is in a group chat and they bombard you with cute messages to a point where one of them is removed for the safety of the participants

"who's my beautiful butterfly"
"oh I don't know"
"The girl who's with me"
"OH BABE"

Guys stop with the Cutie Spam

by Mutumbo April 20, 2015

choke spam

What salty Sith claim Jedi do

Damn Jedi are Choke spammers!

by UNKOWN6911084 November 25, 2016

emotion spamming

Spamming on your keyboard due to excessive excitement, happiness, or sadness. Usually caused by someone's death in a book or tv show, or when it ends.

Girl #1: SOWBKSBDODJQOEBDKJFSKNWODBSKDNSOSNWOAJSINDSJ

Girl #2: Calm down and stop emotion spamming! Explain what happened.

by CrazyFanboy December 15, 2015

spam or sperm

Describes da useless content of most of da junk e-mail messages dat land in yer inbox --- i.e., they're either worthless meaningless crap, or sexually-explicit garbage dat you have no interest in.

It was a total waste of time to even check my e-mail inbox today... everything there was either spam or sperm!

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Fam-spam

Fam-spam is any unrequested info about anything you're selling, sent to family members, especially to multiple members of the family at once.

I totally just posted some fam-spam on my family's 'What's App' thread about an eBay item in selling! Bahaha!

by Rock22 February 26, 2019

Spam Slamm

The act of masturbating to a calendar of beefy, muscular men.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.

My dad caught me doing the ol’ Spam Slamm while looking at Michael Hayes on the 1988 Wrestling Calendar. Fortunately, I told him I was just really excited about Leap Year.

by The Ether Bunny March 8, 2019

Spam Purse

A warm and moist receptacle for a Spam Javelin

Oi darling, do ya think you’re spam purse can handle this ?

by S_perma January 12, 2019