Simen

The name of kebabsimon. Everyone except RaggeHog knows why, it has apperaently got something to do with semen, and dating a girls... WTFFFFFF!!!! explain please!!

Simen kicked a football.
Simon got caught , thus he's now Simen?

by nfasfaoösfashifashfaf August 10, 2017

shmenden

A Shmenden is an elite manwhore. Top of the class. Especially loves the lower half of the ladies body.

My ex boyfriend is such a shmenden!!!

by Rhymegal August 22, 2017

SHMENNA

When two Asian people are in love with each other, but one is oblivious to the other, and they are really awkward. They shake their heads, and deny when they are in love when someone asks.

OMG, they're totally being SHMENNA

by MEEMJoos October 23, 2017

semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018

semen hose

Another improper term for a penis or male genitalia

I totally fucked Stacy with my semen hose the other night

by Extreme moisture February 3, 2018

Semen berries

When you ejaculate and your semen has lumps in it.

Oh semen berries,Not again!

by Daweson May 6, 2018

Semen Slider

When a man ejaculates on a woman's boobs and proceeds to use the semen as lubricant to titty fuck her

"Wow dude, I was so into it I did a semen slider"

by popyerpussi May 17, 2018