Jay smart

this man has the biggest dick you will ever see hide yo wife hide yo daugerter cuz he will pull all them bitchs

omg its jay smart hide yo wife

by dwanyan April 26, 2022

Smart ass

An abnormally intelligent asshole

"You have quite a smart ass there!"

"That's a smart ass."

by Donttuchmywizardstaff June 27, 2025

Smart

Not fucking owen, he is dumb

that guys not smart because he is Owen

by God Left Us May 6, 2019

smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.

e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."

by tropicalm October 17, 2017

Smart

someone who procrastinate and leave projects and test studies for last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time. and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

"Hey, how do they get an A? I've never seen them study."
"They're just smart"

by pedrosso February 6, 2025

smart-assed

Adjective, an antonym (opposite) to the smartest, describing a person who always tries to outsmart everybody they come across, considering everybody stupid and thinking no one notices that their behaviour is outrageous, while everybody keeps silence out of politeness. A synonym to a dickhead, prick, bastard etc.

Keep away from Donald. He is so smart-assed. Thinks himself the smartest and consider everybody yahoos. He will buy you a cup of "covfefe" today , but tomorrow he will make you pay for a dozen of "covfefes".

by Murdoc Kylburne January 16, 2018

Smart Donke

Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.

I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.

by IQDave August 22, 2024