Masturbating with your small penis.
by Salty Weasel April 12, 2024

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.
Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"
by red_shamus August 6, 2022

a person named nate or Nathaniel is nerdy, clumsy and can be annoying, Usually doesn’t text back and very feminine.
by Pnbglock October 3, 2018

When 2 men ejaculate into each others asses and then enjoy a shrimp cocktail together dipping the shrimp into the freshly ejaculated filled asshole.
After an intense figure skating competition Roy and his partner Simon relaxed on the couch with a nice Shrimping with the Seamen.
by WhYsOs3riOuS? February 6, 2024

by Slimekrew April 9, 2024

the act of being seriously groovy and funky and probably having a great time
also kinda related to drowned shrimp
also kinda related to drowned shrimp
by seagraep June 15, 2023

A term referring to an insecure man with a small ego and an even smaller... well, you know. This individual compensates for his shortcomings by belittling women, showcasing a regrettable blend of toxicity and an unsuccessful quest for validation.
Person A: "Did you see Jake talking down to Sarah again?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Aggressive Shrimp move. His insecurities are showing, and it's not impressing anyone."
Person B: "Yeah, classic Aggressive Shrimp move. His insecurities are showing, and it's not impressing anyone."
by MaxEightFive January 6, 2024
