Too shoes

Known as a man man with a small penis. This person is most likly fat and may have numerous warts on back.

"oooo man that cat is such a too shoe.

by pablo April 2, 2005

shoe memory

(n) Used commonly in public restrooms. Shoe memory is the memory used to subtly find out who was in the stalls of a public restroom. Simply by looking and remembering which shoe was in which stall (doing whatever) one can point that person out to friends later on.

Examples:

"Dude it was totally him making all the fart noises."
"The converses?"
"No man, the Jordans"
"How can you tell?"
"I've got great shoe memory."
"Lolololololol"

by iillilil June 23, 2009

Grandma Shoes

An Adjective for describing the highest form of bad assery.

"When I grow up i'm going to be Mexican, I'll get my first period that sh*t will be Grandma shoes."

by Dentalmirror September 1, 2012

wang shoes

A condom.

Dude, I need a shoe for my wang before I can hit that.

by dinomite October 29, 2003

spiked shoes

women's fashionable footwear characterized by a a tall narrow heel

After too many cocktails, she balanced precariously in her spiked shoes, hoping she wouldn't she wouldn't embarrass herself by falling face first in front of everyone.

by bemewsed March 27, 2015

shoe gang

Shoe gang is when a group of good friends have matching shoes. Most of the time the shoes in the shoe gang are adidas all stars.

Waddup shoe gang

by Afriendofajanobo December 28, 2018

walmart shoes

A pair of cheap shoes bought from Walmart for around $10-$20. These shoes usually don't last too long and start to ware out.

Person 1: Hey Cody, check out my new shoes! Aren't they cool?
Person 2: Hah! Nice Walmart shoes, Trevor!

by xHusk July 14, 2016