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An asshole, who thinks he's all that. Very athletic, tells girls he loves them, but is just lying. He's pretty much preppy, with a big head.

He's all talk, no action.

He's broken many girls hearts. He'll tell a girl what she wants to hear, then try and get in her pants.

He usually calls his girlfriends babygirl Lmao.
He's kinda abusive.

Within the 9th month of the relationship he'll drop you like a fly, for a cheerleader.

He's an actor, and he is controlling, and manipulative.
Ryan by youwish1227 January 13, 2015
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A gay or bisexual man who loves taking it up the chuff. Usually never takes one man at a time, but usually lets three or four men savagely plow his anal passage. Also tends to have really shitty beards to go with his shitty lifestyle.
Eurghhh look at that guy. He's a right Ryan.
Ryan by Merishkaaaaa January 8, 2014
A generally cool guy who is a whiz at everything but videogames and women. For unknown reasons his shaft is very tiny. Often being coined the nickname "Ryan tiny shaft"
dudebro.1) Have you seen Ryan tiny shaft lately?

Dudebro.2) No
dudebro.1) where he at doe?
Dudebro.2) not doin' you mom, thats fo show'
Ryan by The white man October 13, 2014
A young grumpy gentlemen with massive eyebrows, and a 9 inch penis that is always erected. Many claim him to be a descendant or Harambe, due to his extremely attractive body hair that makes the girls come screaming.
" Man I wish I had Ryan eyebrows"
Ryan by Ryan grumpy ass wilson December 13, 2016