Rule #7

Defined by Christian Kane in his hit country-rock song "The House Rules": Rule #7 is don't touch the women, but they can grab anything they want to!

Rick: That girl in the cowboy boots is hot!

Dan: Rule #7, man!

Rick: I know, I know - I'll keep my hands to myself - but she doesn't have to!

by Juniper714 May 1, 2010

RULE #1

Don't Talk about FightClub......

RULE #1----Don't Talk about FightClub......

by Chris Nelson January 18, 2005

Jordan Rudess

Formally trained keyboardist for the progressive metal band Dream Theater. He is also a Julliard alumnus, who has also played with the Dixie Dregs and Liquid Tension Experiment.

Jordan Rudess is perhaps the best keyboardist I've heard since Keith Emerson.

by Jack Bond August 6, 2006

Rule 244

Fluttershy from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is ALWAYS cute. No exceptions.

Brony A: "I just saw "Best Night Ever", Fluttershy was kinda freaky."

Brony B: "Rule 244 dude.

Brony A: "Aww I know, it was so CUTE!"

by Brony Sunburst June 14, 2011

The Harry/Sally Rule

Men And Women Can Never Truly Be Friends Because The Sex Part Always Gets In The Way.

Girl: "You are my best friend!"
Guy: "I'm not your friend"
Girl: "What?!?!?"
Guy: "I want to sleep with you"
Girl: "I don't want to ruin what we have"
Guy: "Ok - I guess The Harry/Sally Rule is true so I am officially not your friend anymore. Can we sleep together now?"

by bobandbill April 25, 2011

rugless

A virgin. Totally sexless for life. Someone who has no idea what the genitals of the opposite sex even look like.

1st guy: Why is Barry buying tampons for his uncle?
2Nd guy: His uncle called and said there was a leak and cause he's rugless man - totally cluelss.

by philligree May 20, 2008

Rule 34

If it exists, there’s porn of it, no exceptions.

(35=If no porn found, it will be made)

Person : (Very innocent)
Some1 else: Rule 34
Some1 else: Rule 35
Person: (hopes and dreams are crushed) fuck

by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018