Wad-rod

A dick.

"Holy shit bitch, fuggin look you pussy! Check out the cock dock on that cunt. Totally going to introduce her to my wad-rod asap!"

by Wowko November 19, 2019

Daytona curtain rod

It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with

Hey this nasty freak wanted me to give her a Daytona curtain rod last night

by Jtaylor85 March 7, 2021

Tongue Punch the Smoke Rod

When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.

After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.

by BigBallBingus June 10, 2021

Gay rod

A white male that has a permed mullet and gets off on cars.

James is walking around like a gay rod and loving it.

by El Gordo Loco May 28, 2021

Did a Rod

Placing food into a cooking appliance and waiting for it to cook but forgetting to turn it on.

Person 1 checked on the arancini balls he placed in the pizza oven earlier this evening to discover he had forgotten to turn the oven on and they were still frozen. His friends laughed and said “Good one mate, You did a Rod”!!!

by Figtree Boozers December 11, 2023

rod

absolute pussy destroyer

Dude last night rod got 5 kills at the party

by rod “dy” rich June 3, 2020

Jizz Rod

A little teenage white boy named Alton that is obsessed with beating his meat

Wow dude Alton is such a Jizz Rod

by Dingle nut89 April 3, 2024