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push his stool in

Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.
"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"
by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014
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pushing the wrongvelope

Employing ever more adventurous techniques for a gain no right-minded person (RMP) desires. Especially of hipsters in their quest to obtain negative attention.
RMP1 "Did you see Coleridge has taken down his beard garden?"
RMP2 "Good - hipster douche."
RMP1 "But it's even worse now."
RMP2 "What could be worse?"
RMP1 "In his beard, he has cocktail sticks with origami wildlife."
RMP2 "That's really pushing the wrongvelope."
RMP1 "My stomach wanted to pluck out my eyes."
by panaphobe July 19, 2014
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Push Model

Push Model - A model who knows that he/she is not a model and we all know that he/she isn’t a model, yet, they continue to press the issue by paying for and/or doing photoshoots and posting them on social media, as if it were a real shoot for something real.
All she does is “Photo-Shoots” with unknown photographers, post them to social media and calls herself a model. She is such a push model, pushing her wish to be a model on the innocent public.
by MC Skankaholic August 9, 2017
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Push hole

Someone who is part pushover and part asshole
Brian can be such a push hole, she is a pushover one minute then an asshole the next
by Jamie Hartzell May 31, 2018
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Push Factors

Conditions in a country that encourage people to leave
leave your country, it is trash, go to our country!

This is an example of Push Factors
by thefatasscat December 14, 2018
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Push-to-toxic

When one makes noises with their mouth, such as "pffffffff" or "tsssssss", in order to mock another individual. Originates from video game players using the push-to-talk button to irritate other players by making noises but not speaking.
Sasa always says "pfffff" and "tsssss", he is push-to-toxic!
by russ.n8 April 24, 2019
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Push Minion

Flush your damn push minions, Harold!
by Phillip McRowler July 28, 2019
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