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salt dicks and pepper pubes

a penis formed on a table made from salt and using the pepper as pubes and left for a worker at a fast food restraunt to clean up.
Damn rsthoth, look at those salt dicks and pepper pubes.
Hey rsthoth, id hate to be the nigga to clean up those salt dicks and peppers pubes.
by g geiger August 8, 2006
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puberty worm

A penis that is able to produce semen.
"mommy the priest put his puberty worm inside me and made an icky mess"
by staygold1984 April 15, 2010
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Pubes

Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.

Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
"These are some grade-A, high quality pubes, meng"

"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"

"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"

"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need to hide them in your anus.
by DJ D-rel March 28, 2011
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pubery

dat wench had sum maad pubery so i jus' up an' left rather than weed tru dat jungle boi!
by the niggz December 5, 2004
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Puberty Poster Boy

A young man who has suffered the terrible experince of being forced to continue singing Tenor despite the fact that his voice has dropped well beneath that range. This young man is both heckled and jeckled by members of both the Tenor Party (for being a traitor) and the Bass Section (for having been a Tenor).
"Hey, look at that kid. He's like the Puberty Poster Boy. It would be so much easier n him if his instructor would just let him sing Bass!"
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pubeardy

A rare affliction that targets males with high levels of estrogen and also hermaphrodites. The effects can be seen in a sort of male pattern baldness for the face. Sporadic patches of hair can be found on the sufferers neck and face. It is highly believed among professionals that the individuals who are experiencing pubeardic related symptoms are also having sex with Kubac.
I will have to pass on a night of male back-door action, my pubeardy is really getting out of control.
by M. Sewell October 23, 2003
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Pubeface

A derogatory term used to denote Indians and Malaysians.
Damn. That Pubeface aced all his classes except Gym!
by whitefairyofdeath January 29, 2008
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