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African Sun Protection Factor

Fact: The skin of an average Negro has an inherent SPF of 13.4 due to the high concentration of melanin.
Check out that darkie.I bet his African sun protection factor is 45.
by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011
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three step protection

A form of birth controll involving a condom, spermicide, and pulling out.
Dude, I knew she was a trappin' gimme' girl so I insisted on three step protection to avoid listening to her lies about protection.
by winston festus the third December 31, 2011
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whipped up a protein shake

Received a blow job
Guy #1: Really? Right there in the restaurant parking lot?
Guy #2: Yep, I guess she was still hungry so I whipped up a protein shake.
by TheBigHouse April 21, 2012
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Cum and go screen protector

Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.
Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.
by Proffesor_Nut October 21, 2019
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I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol
I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol
by sdinaz October 23, 2023
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protein shake

A sexual move very popular among private highschoolers in the New England area, especially MASSACHUSETTS and among hockey players who find this mixture to boost their energy level. The move starts off with a male squatting over his parter who is layein spread eagle on the bed. He should try to be at least 10 inches above her and situated above her naval. Then, he excretes as close to her navel as possible, the distance between her and the mans anus creates a nice impact when the feces hits her stomach, hopefully causing a splatter. Next, using his tongue, the man swirls the feces around the womans navel. If the woman happens to have a "cute".... outtie belly- button he should swirl it in the crevices and around it. Next, using his tongue as a sort of shovel he moves the excrement to the womans pussy and begins eating her out, incorporating the feces with her juices.Next the woman collects the mixture of feces and discharge and kneads it together (as if making dough) and plops it in the blender. With the proper mixture of ice cubes, soy milk, lemon juice, raspberries, and egg whites this makes an incredible energy supplement and when drank for 10 days straight can result in the loss of 15 pounds. To turn the heat up in the bedroom, a dinner of spicy Indian food (tikka tikka masala is a personal favorite) gets the digestion system kicking and the feces flowing... a more enjoyable splatter!
"Yo! great game today Mike"
"Thanks... I had a protein shake last night, if you know what I mean..."
"Shit! that explains it! Damnnnn boy you kinky!"
by hockeyfan101 March 12, 2008
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Witness Protection

A person with two first names, one as an actual first name and the other as a last name; as if they had been given a new identity.
Examples of witness protection names: Fred Jackson

Joseph Paul

Willy Taylor
by Jmichael May 25, 2012
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