Position attitude

It is the position where Curtis can't spell. So he'll go through all the effort to add it to urban dictionary. Then Screenshot the meaning of it and add it to the group to show you what it means

Bring a position attitude to the Saturday Slaughter

by Staggaz12 July 11, 2024

positions

a position could be a way something is standing or sat like. or a way someone is facing.

Position is a direction of something.

"why are you facing the wall?" Dad said.

that's an example of a direction and also a position place is facing in.
They are know as positions or position

by internet browser October 23, 2020

epiphany position

The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.

Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.

by Squidiculous April 12, 2016

Best Candidate for The Vice President Position

Malik-Jon Langott is easily the best candidate for the VP Position. He is a dedicated member of the United Nations Club, and would work assiduously to maximize the potential of the club.

Malik-Jon is the best candidate for the vice president position!

by m9lik April 25, 2023

funeral position

When you lay down in the bottom of your closet with "wake me up" by goofy playing

I've been in a funeral position during sad hours.

by DaddyCow May 6, 2018

Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023

AI-positive

When a person's work contains large amounts of artificial intelligence or AI-generated content

I knew Jim's essay would be AI-positive; it was just too well-written.

by Dr Piggapuss April 30, 2025