pokeaids

A non-medical condition in which someone becomes so addicted to anything related to "Pokemon," and tries to pass along any and all information regarding it to their peers by any means necessary

Person 1: Hey man, what's up?

Person 2: Not much, I can't get Jerry to leave me alone with all his Pokemon crap, he keeps telling me how a snorlax can pull ten Pokemon.

Person 1: Sorry to hear that, I guess Jerry has Pokeaids.

by Ray Grant December 30, 2008

poser

One who poses, not to be confused with poseur

I am a poser for a nice magazine.

by Blaze April 2, 2003

poser

I have a good definiton for poser. My cousin. She is very cool, but is a pretty big poser. SHe recently started liking rock. Her favorite bands are Green Day, Panic! at the Disco, AFI, Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance...and thats pretty much it. I asked her if she knew "Death Cab for Cutie" "Blink 182" and even the old songs of Green Day...and she had NO IDEA. SHe painted her nails black, borrows her sisters black shirts(which says 'baby phat' on them, but as long as they are black, she doesnt care), and started to hate pink. Well, I like rock and metal, but I dont dress all in black. Her myspace is sooo emo and she tries to hit on emo kids. Her sisters call her goth, but she denies it. WHAT GIVES?! I mean, she doesnt even know what Oldies are!!!! She has no idea who Korn or Slipknot is. She shoudl just give up.

Angela*: omg rock is the best!

me: have you heard "all the small things."? its REALLY CATCHY!

Angela*: what is that? a new radio station.

i cannot explain more. she is just a big poser. period.

*names have been changed, so i replaced her name with this girl i hate

by xXxI'm not OkayxXx November 28, 2006

poser

a person who habitually pretends to be something he is not

those who "talk the talk but don't walk
the walk".

Somebody that is one person around some poeple and someone completely different around other people.

Someone that can fit into more than one clique or subculture.

A person that changes there appearance and attitude to fit in with others that aren't like them. Ussually assosiated with:

Punk
Goth
Emo
Skaters
Ect.

Sara (last years homecoming queen newly dressed chucks and and a SOCO tee ): "hey guys how 'bout that Edgar Blink 182.

random punk person:"eh"

Sara: "yeah, like that's hot!"

random punk person: "who are you Paris Hilton...what a poser!"

by popodopolus May 13, 2006

swaziland poser

A non-black person who acts like they are. Copies everything from black hip-hop raps to the funky way that people groups of color chat with each other, to the way they pimp their rides. This person wants to be black. The only problem is, their not.

Did you see wayne's new ride? A black Escalade with gold spinner rims, what a swaziland poser!

by bezel333 January 2, 2006

T-pose

A level up on a hater dab. If a Jake Pauler dabs on you because you are apparently a hater, you must t-pose. It repels all haters and Jake Paulers alike. When you t-pose on a hater, it shows that you are dominant and they are now under your control.

J-Pauler: get dabbed on!
You: t-pose
J-pauler: I'm sorry I did that to you master. i shall go and not dab ever again.

by Casio123456 December 17, 2018

sorority girl pose

the act of standing slightly to the side, arm bent with hand on hip, leg popped. Most often seen by girls in the early to mid 20's. Occasionally seen by 40-something real housewife wanna-be's.

That girl totally does the sorority girl pose in every picture.

by Call it like I see it November 7, 2013