Porn Overload

When you have so much amazing porn at your disposal, that you don't know what to finish to.

Dude, sorry to call you, but I need help deciding which video to finish to. One has two drunk chicks on webcam, another one has this skinny elf chick and Santa thing going on...

WHOA. BRO. Are you seriously jerking off right now?

I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S PORN OVERLOAD!

by Megatron The Pimp Machine October 30, 2011

Porn Harvest

The act of viewing (and downloading) large amounts of pornographic material on the internet in one session.

Gabe: "During one of my porn harvests, I´m pretty sure I found a picture of my wife."

Tycho: "God, just let me.... Whoa! Does she really do that?"

Gabe: "Not when I´m around."

by giawork February 19, 2011

Porn clog

When you watch so much porn that your device stops working

Why is your iPad so slow?
It’s got a severe case of Porn Clog

by Toppstyle January 30, 2019

Starter Porn

The porn that you watch before you watch the real porn that you wanna watch. Usually not very good porn, not good quality. It's just something to watch while u start to get hard. Porn that you don't really wanna cum to, but you would watch it.

wow this porn sucks. I'll have to make it my starter porn for the night.

by DoubleXX July 3, 2010

to porn around

action of roaming from one porn website to another during hours and hours.

to porn around

You say that someone porns around when he watch porn videos without even jaking off like if it was a football game.

Discussion between 2 people :
- Hey what you've been up to ?
- Oh not much dude, I have been porning around all day !

When someone has stayed in this room for a day and he has a computer in it, it is means probably that he has been porning around all day.

by charles12345 January 20, 2009

morn porn

to put on porn before your woman wakes up to induce sexual contact once again.

i was so drunk last i dont remember banging sally so i put on morn porn the next day to get her going again.

i woke up with a boner so i put on morn porn to relieve my raging cock.

by rhule20 May 6, 2009

porn nest

A collection of pornography usually found in a remote location, such as stuffed into the hollow of a tree for later enjoyment.

Billy and I were hiking though the woods yesterday and we totally found someone's porn nest. It was nasty!

by David Orth July 10, 2006